I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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