everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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