we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
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