i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
this will be a night to untag.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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