She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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