have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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