I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Duck Duck Cougar?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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