i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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