Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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