Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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I need you to use more vowels.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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