he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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