belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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