...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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