Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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