My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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