marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just cut my nipple shaving
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Randomize
