i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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