Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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