I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
