she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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