Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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