It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Someone signed my nipple.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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