Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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