I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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