Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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