i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
