Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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