You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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