yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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