okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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