I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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