if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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