two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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