he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
