I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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