i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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