Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Drake has all the answers
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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