Capitaan dildo arrescate!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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