so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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