It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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