so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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