I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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