hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
God, I missed his penis.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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