I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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