Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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