Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
My vagina just clenched in fear
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