i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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