I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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