that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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