every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Mom said you looked used
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I will be naked everywhere
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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