The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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