I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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