Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Sorry about my life...
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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