if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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